Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Eleven Reasons Marry A Ugly Woman


1. hundred percent original. Now look at beauty ads from the pull double eyelids, nose to the elevated breast waist, and the means of the sinister, brutal process of the estimated year of underground workers can not stand, but a man-made beauty is so Tempered.
2.Ninety percent reliable. As a man, certainly do not want their head on a dark green floating clouds, this means that you tend to low in a particular area or incompetent. If you are accompanied by a ugly woman, you cuckold factor will greatly lower than other men.
3.80 percent of security. If you are married is a pretty girl. I am afraid that in addition to the second than you afraid she was indecently assaulted on the outside, but if you marry a people can not face the ugly woman, I believe you will be afraid that if she was indecently assaulted outside others how to do. Among other things, at least you have to believe the satyr's eyes, as to why not one hundred percent secure, it is because we do not rule out the satyr also has beggars.
4.Seventy percent of comfort. In the woman's most important appearance can not be pleasing to the line, it would make a big fuss in the delightful, this is a major feature of ugly woman, whether cooking or financial management, ugly woman in these areas to be much stronger than the woman looks outstanding , tired, give you massages, hungry, give you food, kind and considerate ... ... ugly women in general can play head to inner beauty in addition to your eyes because no a priori reason to take care of, nose, ears, mouth, stomach and so was so perfect you have nothing to say.
5.Sixty per cent of preservation. A beauty in the twenty-year-old and thirty-year-old's value can be used to describe the high dive. The ugly woman  is not the case, a twenty-year-old  and a thirty-year-old is not much difference, in some respects, the appreciation, such as tenderness, and so on.
6.50% savings. Married a beautiful woman but also how their own means to be beautiful with many men have the same experience with the support of a brand of cosmetics, two garment factory, three shoe factories, four beauty salons, hair salon five, six coffee seven times each month ... ... Office of shopping, eight movies in your pocket can afford it? And a ugly woman suit of clothes can be put on a pair of shoes for many years, out of hair is a kind of five dollars. Usually a closed second door step, in addition to grocery shopping is at home watching TV, how much money you can save not counted? Married married a ugly woman is a help rather than help you save money you wasted treasure.

7.Forty percent of freedom. If a woman is a ugly woman, she would marry him a grateful heart, his life will not be too much interference. What happens at home and a beautiful Needless to say I never cook and clean the floor is not that the monthly salary will be paid honestly, can be said that freedom at all.
8.30% of the face. Marry a beautiful of course to show off your capital, but also drew jealousy, we usually go out you will become the object of ridicule, and his wife go out if you are a neglected object. And marry a ugly woman, will make you more popular in the circle of friends who sympathize with, if to go out, my wife will not grab your thunder, completely retained the big man's self-esteem you sinking.
9.20 percent of the incentive. Others married beauty, and you married ugly woman, to have motivated you, this is a failure, although the ugly woman's benefits, but beauty cover a hundred ugly, you will always feel like a loser in this regard so you will work hard in other areas than others, that is, in fact, married a ugly woman on the other hand to stimulate your entrepreneurial spirit, but really of this grief into strength it's also only 20 percent.
10.Ten percent of the honor. Think about it, you married a ugly woman, and more people admire, more surprising, your behavior and those who help the poor countryside, what is the difference? The difference is that they help the poor is a poor material, you help the appearance of a difficult woman, this is more great things Yeah.
11.Zero percent of regret. No matter from which perspective, you will not regret marrying a dinosaur, because  the ancients goes: Rogue marry a good wife. Are you willing to be that Rogue. It sound like a flower inserted in cow dung, are you willing to do that pile of cow dung. Look at the above, you can safely marry a ugly woman, and then her life together.

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